3 Word Story

You will write 3 words that will continue the story. For example I type:
One day, he
and someone else will type 3 more words that continue the story. Alright guys continue the story and no double posting, triple posting, quadruple posting etc...

went to farm (bah i wanted farm of cows ,quadruple post?wow)

and saw one

so , its FORUM GAMEZ TOPIC !!

.. computer and cola

a cola bomb

that was coming...

near his cock

So moved to off topic.

And it exploded

on his head

that was strange

and he said

WHAT THE F***?
(Edited because it wasn't three words)

and then cried

and then ran

to his mommy

when his mom

f*cked a cow
(Edited because it was 4 words.)

and then screamed

and hit him

and she cryed

so he said:

go eat candy

like a baby

while your momma